The horses are still randomly wandering around people’s yards.
Beatrix: “So look at this. I could style you something similar. What the hell is she doing back there?”
Ugly: “Oh pay no attention to her. She’s just eccentric.”
She looks so disappointed! This guy is a loser.
MOLB: “How DARE you be pretty?! This is no town for you! Don’t you even THINK of stealing my young man candy either!”
Beatrix: “How can you stand to show your face in town after sleeping with that nasty old lady?
Finnegan: “I’m only in it for the celebrity status. At least everyone knows who I am. Why? You jealous?”
I really wish we had found Aric instead.
Erin died and I was sad even if Beatrix never actually seemed phazed. During my search for Aric I saw she was also a Buckshot residence and since Beatrix also wanted to befriend Finnegan I sent her to do that and search for Erin’s grave so we could steal it. It was not there. 😦
Finnegan: “You’re much nicer to look at than that old bag I’m doing.”
Beatrix: “Uh, great… That’s actually the nicest thing that’s been said to me, and now I’m sad.”
MOLB: “I can’t let him see the young vixens or he won’t want my wrinkly old ass anymore!”
Finnegan: “ZOMG! Awesome!”
Beatrix: “These people are ridiculous.”
Yes, it’s time to leave.
Beatrix: “I don’t want one. I was only thinking!”
Beatrix: “Hello? How does this open? There’s no doorknob!”
Why do people keep yelling at her randomly?
Modir(or something): “You look like a llama. JUST like your mother!”
Beatrix: “K. I’m going to gag at the house I refuse to clean. See ya.”
Crowd: “You suck old man! Boooo!”
Old Man: “Fart on you ALL! You wouldn’t know good music if it pulled it’s pants down and mooned you!”
I um… am suddenly in a weird state of mind. Ahem.
Beatrix: “Psst! I want to have a large family even though I have never even been kissed before! It’ll be like that Drew Barrymore movie, only with a slice of Mr. Mom or something. You know, because of kids.”
Genie: “Wow, umm… well whatever. You get what you wish for as they say.”
Genie: “Wish granting juices.”
Genie: “Well if she wants to be a mommy the wish juices have to go to the mommy button.”
Am I banned yet? >,<
Beatrix: “I will kill you if you screw this up for me, Finn!”
They made friends easily enough and after first she wanted to give Pris a friendly hug, and then she wanted to have her first kiss with her.
I was so excited.
Priscilla: “I’m really flattered, I guess, but I’m a married woman.”
Beatrix then asked her to watch the stars and she agreed and also informed us that she’s family oriented. I have NEVER learned the traits of another sim so quickly. Also, their signs were compatible. I learned another trait of hers later. I can’t remember how many we learned but it was at least three of them.
Beatrix has fallen for her pretty hard. She’s rolling two wishes for her at a time, even when I have one locked in already. I’m trying to fill them quickly so she gets them all. I’ve been waiting for her to fall in love with someone.
A wild paparazzi appears!
Stephanie: “Guys! Hey guys! Are you doing what I think you’re doing with a husband right inside? Thanks for the scoop that’ll make my career!”
From a one star celebrity? Nope. Your boss just hates you.
They stood up shortly after this.
Beatrix: “Yeah. Thanks for ruining the moment Stephanie.”
Priscilla: “This sucks. Maybe I should get an attack dog.”
Beatrix: “No! She’s ruined it forever!”
I don’t know why Beatrix decided to act like a five year old and not move. But I found it immensely funny.
Stephanie: “Oh, so that’s how it’s done!” *quickly scribbles notes*
Success! First kiss achieved. Then she gave her a gift and then she rolled a want that had me run to buckeygirl80 (the creator of Wishacies) and ask how I could handle it. LoL
This is the one that sent me running. LoL EA has not allowed a way for sims to travel with anyone who is not in the household. So why they let them wish for it, I dunno. It’s EA(fail). BUT the verdict is that this is a legitimate reason to move them in together! So, I’m going to work on that! It makes me happy. Time to break up a marriage! *claps hands together*
She didn’t even try to slap anyone or immediately go into the red with either one. She was just upset. When I saw this I was this close to just deleting him.
Beatrix: “What did I expect I guess. She is married to him. It’s just… I’ve never felt this way before. I think I love her.”
Get your food and trod on home. We’ll deal with it later.
Back at the house the two fish that came with the place finally starved to death. RIP Mariah and Sheila. Beatrix fed them only once and I wasn’t really concerned about making her do it, although I think I was allowed.
Beatrix: “I finally found love but she’s married. She’s probably in home cuddled with him in bed right now. /sigh”
It wasn’t going well.
These are what she rolled too. She obviously had her mind on only one person.
These two always have visitors when I’m over here.
Eh go stuff a fork in it.
Pris went upstairs for Bea’s woohoo wish while he raged downstairs. Beatrix danced before she got in. I am still laughing about that. I remember now we learned four of Pris’s traits. The other was Technophobe. And for being one there are a LOT of electronics around.
Priscilla: “Okay asshole. I’ve had about enough of you!”
Priscilla: “Let’s not blame this all on me. If you were worth a damn this wouldn’t have happened anyway. If I could love you anymore it wouldn’t have happened, but I can’t because I know you don’t love ME!”
From here out she makes some of the BEST meanie faces!
Priscilla: “You don’t even KNOW me! I’m a technophobe and yet you fill this house with radios, karaoke machine, computers and televisions! Even this BEDROOM has three pieces of electronics in it! But did you ever stop to think of MY needs when you just HAD to have all that crap? NO!”
Priscilla: “That’s right, you walk away! Bitch.”
Beatrix: “BOOO! You suck!”
That’s not in keeping with the rules, so no. But the second time we can. Hopefully you’ll actually live together by then though.
Priscilla: “Beatrix I really like you. I had my misgivings at first, because when I took my wedding vows I meant them. I was straight, not gay, but when I’m with you it’s like the world is a different place. A better place. I’ve honestly never felt this way before either, not even for my husband.”
Beatrix: “That’s good to hear, because I think I’m falling for you.”
Priscilla: “I’m so ashamed of my behavior. I didn’t have to yell at him like that or say such hateful things.”
She’s so nice.
Priscilla: “/sigh. This is just the picture perfect end to my day.”
Poor girl. I hate to put her through this, but I want Beatrix to be happy. Besides we won’t surround her in electronics like her husband did!