I’m starting on Peru! I ❤ Peru. He was one of the more memorable of Elvira’s kids, which was fairly hard to do when there were so many. I remember he first wanted to be a vocal legend and I locked it in. Then he saw Bronson do a magic show and tried to change his mind and become a magician. Tough luck kid! Haha!
He wished to join the proper career right away! So he and Belladonna went to the park in a hover car.
Phil: “Fantastic. All you need is a name and you’re good to go.”
Simland, how I envy you sometimes.
Then I remember how many times you piss yourselves and I’m good.
Peru is being random too. :O
WTF? I’ve never seen this happen before.
Peru: “Good. You learned your lesson.”
Oh. Holy. Crap. He’s good!
Meanwhile back at the homestead the poor wittle puppy can’t reach the window! Awwww!
Belladonna: “FLIES! Oh noes, I’m so scared!”
Second day he goes to the library to fulfill the want to learn to write. He can’t afford to take that class he wants to or get a computer, but this worked well enough.
Peru: “Everyone do the swim! We’re happy because you’re swimming up the ladder to success!”
I may not be good at these.
Since he was at the gym Peru decided to fatigue himself working out. I decided that was boring and watched the horse instead.
Peru: “Congratulations on getting fit and smelling… bad?”
Who does that?
This would actually call for one, but it should not be your birthday.
You have no idea the slew of cursed words I want to write here right now. This is ridiculous.
Belladonna: “You’re a fucking idiot.”
Welp! His midlife crisis wished to move. All we could afford were one of two lawns. Guess who gets to learn what REAL legacy founder living is like? *glares at Peru*
He got another celebratory workout sing-a-gram (WTF?) for Yolanda. I was sad that she’s a loner too. He obviously wished for nothing in regards to her. He does want to be in the simfest now that it’s half over and he CAN’T.
Peru: “You said it, Javed.”
I watched these two for awhile, and it amused me greatly. I even took video.
I will also mention, to be fair, he’s only failed the one sing-a-gram so far. He’s actually pretty good at it.
Oh look. In Peru’s version of the town Beatrix’s true love is not a vampire. And she’s dead. Oh well. At least now Peru won’t possibly be interested in her causing some sort of inter-dimensional conflict between them. Or something.
Well. He has the wish to go through simport. I’m going to say that means I can move in an adult to make it happen. Now advertising for roommates! From now on I think every kid is going to have to start out with a sibling. Or I’m never getting this done anyway. I’d move some in with him but I couldn’t link them as his siblings.
So since I can’t use simport without another adult, I moved Zephyr in. I was hoping I could edit them in CAS to make them siblings but I can’t. Still, I think doing these in pairs is the best course anyway. I do have tons and tons of kids to get through.
Zephyr was a good little boy and wished for his LTW career too.
I’ll also admit I cheated and set Peru’s age back to YA. I read that can erase hidden traits but oh well. My game is busted and all EA says is, “Turn off any custom content. That’ll fix our shitty programming, yeah!”. Bullshit.
Peru: “Ohhaauggh! So hideous! I must punch it!”
This was especially amusing for me because I’m now reading “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter”.
Father Horse: “Now son, when you grow up you’re going to be a doctor.”
Son Horse: “I don’t even think that’s possible.”
I literally laughed out loud.
Peru’s first gig didn’t go so well, but the moonwalking was cool.
I realize that Zephyr isn’t getting much air time, but he’s not doing much. He wants to write, befriend his boss and co-workers and now he wants to go to Egypt along with Peru. So they’ll both go when we can save enough. That’s about as interesting as poor Zephyr gets so far.
Peru: “Next on the agenda, kicking a vampire’s ass.”
Someone escaped from the looney bin.
Yes, you do. 😀
Finally he wants to befriend Yolanda. I knew they were destined to be.. something!
It took several clicks to get Belladonna down here to socialize with this dog. She wanted to socialize with another pet. Now she’d like to be this dogs’ friends.
Gabby: “Cats suck!”
Belladonna: “But horses are okay.”
Zephyr: “I only just learned how to properly communicate with people. I was a bit socially awkward you see.”
Lela: “Awww, that’s so cute!”
Catfish: “Whoah dude! How did that work?”
Peru: “Well looky what we have here. A trashy old vampire just looking to get her ass beat!”
He lost rather soundly. She punched him in the face in this hold, in a circle, and then put her foot in his back and shoved him onto his ass.
Usually fights last longer than this for me.
And then she broke his neck.
Peru: “I’m horrible mangled! How did an old woman do this!?”
Because she’s a vampiric old woman, dolt.
Peru: “I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!”
No rumor yet technically but I’m expecting one.
Peru: “This sucks. It makes me angry! Fix it!”
I was super amused by both of these.
The sing-a-gram Finn is getting is the “You are special” one. Buahaha!
Peru: “There she is. I’m gonna kick her undead ASS!”
All in good time.
It was at this point, the look on his face, forced me to stop playing. I was crying from laughing.
I think I’ll leave it on a high note. Until next time!